1. Become close to your Mom-in-law Jaejoong

2. Hold Jaejoong’s microphone when he asks you to

3. Hold Onew’s microphone if Jaejoong asks you to

4. Hold Changmin’s microphone if he gives it to you, like a good wifey

5. Hold Yoochun’s microphone if Changmin gives it to you. (He’s smirking!)

6. Look innocent while Yoochun makes Yunho hand his mic over too
(Jae can’t stop laughing xD ) 

7. Say nothing when Dad-in-law Yunho gives you his microphone

8. Stand there quietly holding microphones and let Yoochun pat your moobs

9. Finally, dump everything on Yunho, because you’re the real boss after all.

10. Conclusion: DBSK adores Kyuhyun too. :D Who doesn’t?

PS. Don’t ask where Junsu is x) he’s semi-sulking at one corner of the stage on his own, looking for a certain SJ member who’s standing halfway across the stage. Don’t worry.. Changmin went to take his microphone from him too. x)